Wednesday, September 3, 2008

stinky boy

My son needs deodorant.
He'll only be 9 in two weeks.
Stinky, stinky boy.

That is kind of a crazy milestone. My little 8 year old in third grade needs DEODORANT! I mean he definitely needs to be de-odor-ized, I do not despute that...but he's my little boy. In third grade!
So as I glanced over the wide selection at Wal-Mart, I am noticing they don't have Scooby-Doo, Sponge Bob, Pokemon, Spiderman, or Speed Racer deoderant. I had to buy the same stuff I buy my big old manly husband!!! But not the same smell...that would be wrong. I smelled a great many deodorants to see which one smelled more like a little 8 year old than a big muscly man. I settled on Speed Stick (close to Speed Racer - I'll put a couple car stickers on it in a minute.) Irish Spring-Icy Blast! It's more of a soapy clean smell than a spicy musky smell. And it'll help him smell great ALL DAY! I am accepting the growing boy.
This is for you Mrs. Tillison.

7 comments:

cally said...

I smelled him too. It was a necessary step. I'm proud of you.

Alisha said...

You make a very good point...maybe you could come up with a marketable pre-teen deoderant...you would definitely have a market.

highdeekay said...

I'm laughing ... with you ... not at you.

Becky said...

They seriously grow up so fast! There needs to be more people like you making the world less stinky.

wendy said...

What - Nash and BO-derant. It must be from living in the south where things are hot and muggy (like underarms) The crazy steps of puberty----------

Emma said...

i can't believe how fast it all passes bye. I remeber the talk at school when the teachers siad please wair deoderant yicks
love ya emma

The Schaefer's said...

I know this is an old post, but I had to comment. I believe it was your mother-in-law, Beverly, that dubbed that smell "Dirty, Dog, Boy." I used to practically gag when I had to empty out Harrison's dirty clothes basic into the washer. Welcome to the world of growing boys.